Provinces To Move Two Meters Away
Ottawa, Ontario - In a move aimed at delivering a fatal blow to the Coronavirus, bordering Canadian provinces and territories will have to keep a distance of two meter between one another.
Authorities briefly considered putting a mask on each province’s and territory’s nose, however the mountain ranges of British Columbia, as well as the Mount Royal and the CN Tower posed enormous challenges that couldn’t be overcome, hence came the decision to move the provincial and territorial jurisdictions further apart.
Island communities won’t be affected.
“It may be a complicated task, but we will be able to achieve this goal”, said a Premier under the condition that his identity would not be revealed.
This country would become the first in the world to apply such a drastic measure.